Yep, he's goofy alright

Our super scientific objective poll has closed and the numbers are conclusive: according to our readers, Solomon is indeed goofy looking. By a final tally of 30 to 1 (it's good to know Solomon is reading us), voters said the man is not only an angry twit (well, okay, we actually said that), but also downright silly looking.

We think he would have been perfectly cast as a gimp on Benny Hill, but that's probably just us.

Out next poll, also "germane" to the HH poseurs, is whether Doc will be found guilty, or not guilty by reason of insanity, in his upcoming Odyssey libel trial. Of course, we shouldn't rule out, as Doc has claimed, that the FBI and US Attorney General will ride in to save the day for him. But, let's put it this way, we're not holding our collective breath on that outcome