Speaking of "credentials"...

You don't need to read HH for long to see Doc and Solomon constantly touting their membership in the Council for British Archaeology (CBA). They clearly expect this bit of information to render those in opposition speechless, or as they would prefer, to fall to one's knees to grovel in the midst of greatness.

The more practical reality is that, for a mere 28 pounds ($55), anyone can join and claim the same membership rights and privileges while also receiving:

• 6 issues of British Archaeology (we see these stacked, unread, on the back of Doc's toilet; whereas Solomon places them in a highly visible area so visitors will see what a right-smart smarty pants he is)
• 3 membership newsletters
• A regional membership (whatever that means)
• A "voice in the work of the Council" (oh sure, gotta make those paying dues members feel involved!)
• An annual report

So, the next time you see Doc or Solomon pulling out this lame trump card (it's no different than someone claiming to be an expert on senior citizens issues because they happen to carry an AARP card), you'll have some perspective in hand, even if they don't.