Sunday, December 28, 2008

You lika to drinka dance?

Hello ladies, my last picture featured some pretty ratty-looking shoes, so I decided this one was better. And, even though I still have the cheap pinkie rings on (which reek of class, wouldn't you agree?), my Walmart reading glasses give off a certain level of sophistication and distinction, no?

Have I told you that you look maavvvelous?

Now, let's have a glass or ten of some fine fortified wine from Mogen David; I'll tell you all about a shipwreck I discovered in the Virgin Islands...what's that? NO! I do not know about that "hunky Greg Stemm from the Discovery Channel show."

Well! I guess I'll be leaving now (by myself...again), because I have some truly bad writing to do, plus I need to have Yahoo delete all the posts from today.

Hello? Darlink?

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Notice his hand on the chair to steady himself. Usually by 6:00 p.m. in the evening he can barely stumble to his laptop to write some more bilge and BS for his little group of groupies. If the picture was truely blown up you would see booze stain in his hand me down suit.