Thursday, October 2, 2008

There's gold in them thar cards!

Ever notice Doc's ID tagline on HHI, Treasure is in books? We suggest an amended version that more accurately reflects his new "public standing":
Screw history & archaeology, treasure's in credit cards baby!
Yeah, we have some more.

Satdiver (aka "Smitty")
Current: In the face of stupidity, even the gods themselves are helpless....
Amended: When you're the face of stupidity, helplessly bleat on about buckets and portable generators....
Scribe
Current: We possess only the past
Amended: We poseurs possess nothing, really
Jesus of Lubby
Current: Better to sleep with a sober cannibal than a drunken Christian
Amended: Better not let a drunken Doc near your change jar, or a sober Doc either
Solomon
Current: Errare Humanum est perseverare diabolicum
Amended: EGO lenio itchy scrotums per meus fidus equus verbero (or: I mitigate itchy scrotums with my trusty horse whip to lash)
(Diabolical, that last one.)

Perhaps this is why the HHI brass suddenly wants to take their Odyssey "conversations" private? For fear of well-deserved ridicule?

You're welcome.

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

Doc's Bi-line should read
History reads like a fools book--I know I wrote it.

Anonymous said...

SatDivers new bi-line
Silence is golden, I won't get into as much trouble

Anonymous said...

Jesus of Lubby
New Bi-line---Doc bankrupted my change jar.

Anonymous said...

Solomons Bi-line
I am nuts for Docs scrotum