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[Photo at left: The oddest looking manchild on the planet displays an anatomically accurate model of John Bartram's teeny-weeny naughty parts, discovered in his Uncle Purv's super secret, don't-you-dare-touch-that "curiosities" drawer. No word of love letters. Yet.]

Gosh it's been boring over at HHI lately, eh? No Doc spouting about Odyssey's daily evil-doings (say, whatever happened to that Spanish shipwreck old nautical-researcher claimed he discovered; did his infamous illegal Chinese immigrants whisk it away?); no Solomon threats of beat downs, shootings or horse-whippings of anonymous American tormentors; no HHI members writing hilariously putrid poetry...wait, hold the line: that one's actually a go.

Nope, just stultifying benign posts about strange-looking kids finding historic artifacts, Nazi loot buried under British homes, and the Holy Grail being carefully excavated from a member's holy....oh, never mind. The point is, we're bored, man.

Why did the HHI guys get so quiet all of the sudden? Did Bartram receive a cease and desist? Did the tough guy shart himself from fear when he finally realized he made one too many threats or loosey goosey allegations about Odyssey? Honestly, we don't know. What we do know, however, is our main source of comedic material has suddenly dried up. Gone missing.

Oh well, there's always that little Jack Ass Doofus of a Sleazeball, Smitty/Fleas, to mock. (Although admittedly, it's a litte too easy, even for us.) Anyone else marvelling at what a complete douchebag he's making of himself over at Yahoo these days? He's obviously bored too, not to mention wicked pissuh drunk on top of it. Nothing good ever comes from mixing those two things, especially when you throw in a degenerate mind like Smitty's.

So what do you say, dear readers? Send us some good stuff: Write something about the poseurs, or anything you like really, and we'll post it. Help us survive these summer daze...or at least help us make it till Doc's libel trial. You know that's going to provide more comic relief than Rodney Dangerfield could shake a schtick at.