Mutual Stupidity Society

Nothing is uglier that watching Sir Solomon the Angry Twit™ and Doc get into a mutually beneficial stroke fest. As we reported earlier, the Angry Twit is taking credit for killing the Sussex project (which, of course, is a lie), but now he's also making explicit threats to British officials for even daring to support the contract with Odyssey to begin with (I'm sure they must be terrified, after all, what's more terrifying than a raving, cross-dressing ex-TV producer?).

Doc, or as we shall refer to him going forward, "Twit Minor," is also idiotically prattling on about a "class action" investor lawsuit. Don't ask us where the kook comes up with this stuff (perhaps from the bottom of liquor bottles?). Minor Twit proves to us once again that he doesn't know if his asshole was punched or bored.

So, if you can stomach some fairly repulsive mutual masturbation between twits, here you go:

Doc: "Solomon,I would imagine that the holders of Revenue Participation Certificates, or RPCs, are contemplating some sort of class action. It cannot be long in coming in my opinion. What I look forward to is the cancellation of the contract by the UK. In view of the fact that OME no longer lists the HMS Sussex among their ongoing projects I expect HM Government will act accordingly."

After much snoz sniffing and pinkie twirling, the Angry twit responds:

Solomon: "Doc, I find everything to do with both Odyssey Marine and its investors to be a bad joke. The company is never straight about anything and their investors seem to be blind. I wouldn't count on them doing anything until long after this is over. My interest these days is in preparing to crucify British officials and politicians for their support of this contract, the nonsense history and archaeology upon which it is based. The British members of the oversight committee have no excuse. I plan on seeing them held as fully accountable."

Hmmm, "crucify." Looks like that HHI member wasn't too far off with his charge that the HHI nitwiterati have a bit of the God complex going on.

The blind leading the blind stupid is never pretty. But it is funny, you have to admit that.